I like Chuck Norris, so I have decided to paste two Chuck Norris jokes every once in a while. So here we go:
1. Once Chuck Norris was releasing a tadpole into a lake in Scotland but sneezed on it when he was about to release it. Therefore, the Loch Ness monster.
2. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Vote in the comments for your favorite!
(Sean, put the ones you like in the book.)