Norris, Chuck Joke #1+2

I like Chuck Norris, so I have decided to paste two Chuck Norris jokes every once in a while. So here we go:

1. Once Chuck Norris was releasing a tadpole into a lake in Scotland but sneezed on it when he was about to release it. Therefore, the Loch Ness monster.

2. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Vote in the comments for your favorite!

(Sean, put the ones you like in the book.)

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4 Responses to Norris, Chuck Joke #1+2

  1. Julia says:

    1 was funny. Radioactive snot.

  2. thomas says:

    I like the one that says
    Chuck Noriss counted to infinity twice.

  3. Sean( you know which one) says:

    IN THE BEGINNING OF TIME THERE WAS NOTHING, THEN CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED IT IN THE FACE, AND SAID GET A JOB, GIVING US THE UNIVERSE

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