Chuck Norris Jokes (or facts) #3, 4, 5, and 6. And 7.

3. Chuck Norris doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how muck he wants.

4. Normally, people’s right bicep is bigger than the left one. Both of Chuck Norris’s biceps are bigger than the other one.

5. When the tax forms arrive at Chuck Norris’s house, he only encloses a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. Ever.

6. Aliens DO exist, but they know better than to land on a planet Chuck Norris lives on.

7. Chuck Norris once was bitten by a highly poisonous cobra. After five days of excruciating pain- the cobra died.

Vote for your favorite in the comments.

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7 Responses to Chuck Norris Jokes (or facts) #3, 4, 5, and 6. And 7.

  1. Torrey says:

    the post was……..wait for it……..lame.

  2. Sean says:

    So, this comment thing doesnt have to be about the blog, as shown by your conversation with Torrey, you people really get along.

  3. Kela says:

    ok, i don’t understand #7.

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