Excuses every student makes….. #4-6

 4. I learned of the FBI’s plan to assassinate the president and went on a mission to stop them. I forgot my homework at the White House.

5. Arnold Shwarttsanegger invited me to his mansion for a party and my homework, all problems done, was thrown away by one of his crazy friends who was hopped up on cheesecake.

6. I forgot it on Mars. Don’t ask.

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One Response to Excuses every student makes….. #4-6

  1. Colby says:

    STRANGE
    jake you scarred me for life

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